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The Penan tribe, Borneo forests, tai chi and cobras

| Life in a cultural petri dish | May 12, 2011


Sunday, 17th April, 2011

Stranger in the Forest (I)

In 1982, Eric Hansen, the author of ‘Stranger in the Forest – On Foot Across Borneo ‘ laid out the best map of Borneo he could find (mapped by the British Ministry of Defence) on the floor of the long house he was temporarily staying in, for the benefit of his two, about-to-be, Penan jungle guides (Penan is pronounced Pen an ; the second syllable is stressed). They pressed down the folds with the palms of their hands in bewilderment. They’d never seen a map before. Eric pointed at a spot on the map indicating where he wanted to get to. One of the guides placed a stick, a stone and a leaf, in a line, in a space on the floor, next to the map. The stick represented a river, the stone a mountain, and the leaf, the Kelabit highlands. This was the journey that lay ahead. This was the map they understood. Eric folded his map away feeling quite childish and inadequate.

Leaving the long house they crossed the nearby village’s paddy fields soon reaching the edge of the forest, which was primary; unaltered for millions of years. The trees stood over 200 feet tall. The only food they had with them was 25 kg of red-tinted hill rice and tea. They had no compass, medicine or radio. Once inside it was dark and cool. Eric wouldn’t see the sun for the next four weeks. He needed to be committed. They walked for 8-10 hours a day covering four miles each day. There was no path; just streams, slimy rocks, steep muddy ridges, slippery roots and steep ledges. The walking was hard. John and Tingang Na, the two guides, knew the way from a combination of the changing direction of the streams, certain vines on certain trees and the angles of sunlight breaking through the canopy overhead. To an outsider the forest interior all looks the same; navigation markers are scarce: ‘Take 2 steps off the trail, get disorientated, and that’s the last anyone sees of you.’ (SITF)

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Notes from Borneo; snakes, writing, nasi Lemak and comrades

| Life in a cultural petri dish | April 14, 2011

Monday, 4 April, 2011

Snakes after a Siesta

I have just surfaced from an early afternoon siesta. As I waited for the kettle to boil, my groggy gaze drifted outside the kitchen window, onto some dry, parched and used up banana trees. The rain fell heavily this morning, thank God. It hasn’t rained in days; the longer the rain stays away, the hotter it becomes. This morning was a balm – the sound of splashing puddles on the road to work was deliciously cool and wet. However, as I was vacantly gazing out of the kitchen window, a rivulet of sweat coursing down my back, and the breezy crunch of leafy banana fronds, now parched brown, on the turn, their greenness behind them – ripe to set alight – stirring my dawning wakefulness, the refreshing  wet of the morning had almost entirely evaporated into a trace of nostalgia.

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Life in Borneo; Kuching, Kingfishers and Chinese Arak

| Life in a cultural petri dish | March 28, 2011

Wednesday, 16 March, 2011

7pm, Kuching

It’s raining; that city rain; not heavy, and not light, but enough to get wet; the gusts of wind carry it aloft; intermittently whipping and lashing, ravelling into swishing skeins; scrabbling and mingling alongside the roving lamp beams of passing traffic. Everything glistens and is full of wet whisperings. For some reason, I’m reminded of being in London, or Dublin, with my face pressed against the glass of a bus window, ruminating on the fading, wet, wintry afternoon outside, or, looking out from a coffee shop, on a street passing by. Everything is electric blue; just a few more minutes before night settles. I feel blue like the evening’s beginnings.

I drove down here today, from Kabong. I’m tired. Perhaps city life is causing me to think of, and miss, what I’ve left behind, and what lies ahead.

I feel better for having written something. I must get some food and a beer.

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Give a man a fish

| Life in a cultural petri dish | March 16, 2011

Tuesday, 1 March, 2011

A wet morning, Jamie, and Estrangement
The rain spills down outside. It’s been spilling since 4.45am. I wonder does all that rain flush out all the snakes? The translucent lime green ones, glistening in the newly fallen wateriness bathing their world; I, the alien intruder in this foreign landscape, momentarily descending into a state of pathless obscurity and forgetfulness, as I peer out of the window onto the wet blending of softened grey and green, my roaming gaze, locked for a moment, onto the gleaming, coffee shaded eye of this reptile, that belongs – trying to infiltrate the maze of reflections, trapped there, in its state of attuned alertness. We both look at each other, the snake and I, both knowing, that I don’t belong here.
As I surfaced from sleep this morning, to the sound of the rain pattering onto the tin roof of my cabin, I thought for a moment, it was Sunday morning, and I was enveloped in soft, warm linen sheets, in a Swiss made wooden bed with a Japanese mattress, in the loft of a turn-of-the century Georgian house, just off a fashionable quarter of Dublin, or London; I could here Jamie Oliver parking his scooter below, having just come from the market; brunch would be ready in an hour, friends would be arriving, and a warm cheek nuzzled into  the crook of my neck with the sound of a faint whisper: ‘I love you’. Then a weeny Gecko turd fell on my face, and I became aware of an agitated mosquito wishing to alight on any delicious patch of skin on offer.

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Therapy, tropical infestation and roadkill in Borneo

| Life in a cultural petri dish | March 13, 2011

Saturday, 26 February, 2011

Therapy, tropical infestation, and lethargy

This is my first entry this week. I’ve been cleaning and washing all morning. Now, (10.20am) all the windows of my cabin are open; it’s been a beautiful, breezy Saturday so far; humidity is less than usual; the sun is out; there are generous patches of blue sky above, and the drifting, white cumulous are growing ever bigger; there may be rain by evening. For the moment, the currents of air are mingling through my living space, my washed clothes are flapping on the kitchen balcony. The thought that people on the roadside can cast a glance at my house and see washing hanging out, comforts me; it’s a warm gesture of home-making and occupancy; perhaps like a flag staked in some newly conquered ground.

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Daily life in Kabong, Borneo

| Life in a cultural petri dish | March 11, 2011

Prophet’s birthday

Today is a national holiday. I think it’s the prophet Mohammed’s birthday. I was invited to lunch at Alan’s place. Alan has been one of my shepherds, since arriving here. He’s been teaching at primary level for 27 years. He’s deputy headmaster of the largest primary school in Kebong (over 800 pupils). He lives next door to  the local police station which is the size of a luxury five-star hotel; a very new looking building. When I stepped inside his house, there were about 20 men sitting cross legged on the floor in two parallel rows, eating from dishes of food, laid out like a picnic. Most of them were using their right hand to eat; kneading little balls of rice into their mouths. On the right hand side of the expansive hard tiled floor space, there were two other little mats laid out with identical dishes of food, but no one sitting there. Everything was perfectly symmetrical.

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What Am I doing in Borneo?

| Life in a cultural petri dish | March 9, 2011

Friday, 11th January

I’m sitting on the verandah of a house which I’ll probably be living in for the next two years, or more. It’s a queer house in a queer place; everything is queer at the moment. It’s half past eight in the morning, and I’m still trying to find my bearings, since being dropped off here, yesterday evening. The temperature is pleasant. There’s a slight breeze; no foreseeable threat of rain; a thin shroud of pale, grey, sky sits above my queer situation.

I’m about to be interrupted. My landlord is arriving, along with his wife.

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A travel diary: From Vietnam to Borneo

| Life in a cultural petri dish | March 7, 2011

Having gone to bed quite early last night (10 pm), I awoke to a pressing bladder and a stream of barely audible Vietnamese commands burbbling out of a portable speaker at about quarter past five this morning. I think the commands constituted an aerobics lesson. It was still foggy, damp, chilly and dark. It seemed that light didn’t begin to spill through the blinds until about 6am. A short while after the aerobics burble, I couldn’t help hearing  the patter of jogging feet, and a growing tide of middle-aged shufflers go by, under the window, as I lay in bed contemplating the indefatigable energy of these people.

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